Im going! Shrek 2 is an action-adventure video game published by Activision and released in 2004. He opens it, and Fiona's voice reads it in his head. As they walk off, they don't notice the mushroom Shrek sneezed on transform into a rose. DONKEY: Say no more, say no more. He never lets me out after sunset. Pick me! Track listing All tracks written by Harry Gregson-Williams. Donkey sighs. Alone! Fiona sighs as Shrek and Harold continue to rip apart their food, sending bits and pieces flying across the table. FIONA: Well do you think it might be nice if somebody asked me what I wanted? Godmother flies up into the air, clutching onto the wand. SHREK: But look at me. Head em up, move em on! Shrek 2. PUSS:I feel a premonition / That girls gonna make me fall, PUSS: Shes into new sensations / New kicks in the candlelight, DONKEY & PUSS: Shes got a new addiction / For every day and night / Shell make you take your clothes off / And go dancing in the rain / Shell make you live her crazy life / But shell take away your pain / Like a bullet to your brain / Upside inside out / Living la vida loca. Narrator: After a long day of saving fried chicken, stopping an inner-city riot. DONKEY: What? Right. Citizens of the kingdom scream as the feet of a giant gingerbread man stomp through the streets. One of the talking pieces of furniture from before moves in his way. See, youre allergic to that stuff. Godmother tries to zap them as the guards start running after them. GINGY: Whizzes on you guys! GODMOTHER: Oh, believe me, Harold. Shrek screams in pain. Shrek 2/Home media | Fanon Kingdom Wiki | Fandom in: Home media, Shrek 2, Shrek Shrek 2/Home media View source General Trivia Gallery Soundtrack Quotes Transcript Trailer transcripts Credits Home media Home video releases of Shrek 2 . Find Princess Fiona! GODMOTHER: Ogres dont live happily. To both of you. Shrek 2 is a 2004 American computer-animated fantasy comedy film produced by DreamWorks Animation, directed by Andrew Adamson, Kelly Asbury, and Conrad Vernon and distributed by Paramount Pictures. SHREK: Are you feeling at all degraded or oppressed? The bartender turns around and leans on the bar, scowling at Harold. I hope youre happy. Women can be heard whispering. Well I guess youd better be going. Exquisite. Well first there was the time that old farmer tried to sell me for some magic beans. Donkey and Puss follow him. Shes a princess, and youre an ogre. And well, nowwere sexy! Or did someone let the cat out of the bag? SHREK: Oh!.. Prince Charming comes bursting through the doors behind her. GODMOTHER: And now she can be. Sleeping Beauty is having a slumber party tomorrow, but Dad says I cant go. Donkey loudly dunks his mouth into his bowl and starts drinking. HAROLD: But, but, but thethe whole kingdoms turned out to celebrate your marriage. Puss uses his claw to cut a hole in the glass. Harold and Lillian are sat by a fireplace when Fiona walks in. SHREK: Oh, great. I'm, uh, I'm sorry I said that you always mess up my plans. That potion worked on you too, huh? Up one floor from Fiona's room, Harold stands at a balcony. The chase ends in the streets of Far Far Away. A pair of bright green eyes appear from the darkness. FIONA: Ugh! The show freezes frame on Shrek's face as a knight sprays him with a pepper shaker again. Mongo is trying to pull down the drawbridge again. Shrek! Two Renaissance Wraps, no mayo chili ring GODMOTHER: Yeah, one Medieval Meal and Harold curly fries? Puss purrs and Shrek marvels at his cuteness. I got to get a job. Harold and Lillian are with servants outside in a courtyard, looking at different samples of carpet. Godmother flings the pig into the open window of some woman. Look! Just as Charming takes Fiona's hand, Harold and Lillian come walking in. DONKEY: Thats right! A littlefather-son time? FIONA'S BEDROOM. HAROLD: I mean, It wasnt my fault. DONKEY: Say something crazy like "Im wearing ladies underwear!". She sits up with concerned look on her face. SHREK: Gingy! The guards pour down a giant vat of the liquid onto Mongo's head. LILLIAN: Try to at least pretend youre interested in your daughters wedding ball. DONKEY: What?! Except for one potion. DONKEY: Oh its kind of a long story but, see, Shrek and I took some magic potion. DONKEY: Wow! Uh excuse me. SHREK: Come on! KNIGHT: We got a white bronco heading east into the forest. 0 references. Donkey runs over to a bush in the shape of a busty figure. You know I had the hardest time finding this place. Fiona takes a sip from the other cup and smiles. He enters the Dragon's Keep. Harold walks up to a door in the back and sees Fairy Godmother's men from before standing guard. SHREK: To do what? HAROLD: Whats that, Cedric? Mongo, Shrek, and Gingy approach the walls surrounding the palace. PUSS: "Oh, dont take the potion, Mr. Boss, its very bad." Weve got a big order to fill! HAROLD: Good! Cars 2 is a 2011 American computer-animated film produced by Pixar Animation Studios and distributed by Walt Disney Pictures, and is the sequel to the 2006 film, Cars. Shrek/Home media | Fanon Kingdom Wiki | Fandom in: Home media, Shrek, DreamWorks Animation Shrek/Home media View source General Trivia Gallery Soundtrack Quotes Transcript Trailer transcripts Credits Home media Home video releases of Shrek . (turns to the clerk) Er okay. PINOCCHIO: I'mI am wearing ladies underwear. JILL: "Shrek"? FIONA: I want what any princess wants. Shrek, this is a bad idea. The group cheers. In April 2004 the film was selected for competition at the 2004 Cannes Film Festival. Larry: Aw, I forgive . GODMOTHER: You remember my son, Prince Charming? The man is Harold in disguise. I dont know. Youd be surprised how much I changed for your mother. Well never get in. He rides through a forest, snowy mountains and barren desert. CHARMING: Oh, thank heavens. Mongo rises back up, the foam having formed around his head like a wig. We were just leaving. (sighs) Maybe Fiona wouldve been better off if I were some sort of Prince Charming. Unlike its predecessor, the score for Shrek 2 was only composed by Harry Gregson-Williams. Two guards stand by the stairs. Allister: Evil forces to come between them, but as the script here says, love conquers all. A worker pushing a cart walks by the janitor's closet. Give us a hug, Shrek, you old love machine. Charming takes off his helmet, revealing himself to be the narrator's voice. 0 references. Im blind! Fiona gestures out the window at Prince Charming on the red carpet, who is playing up to the crowd. FIONA: Mom, dad. Shrek lets out a loud fart and the two come out from cover. She raises her wand to zap Shrek, but Wolf begins blowing her away with his breath. DONKEY: Hey come on Shrek! PUSS: Now, ye ogre, pray for mercy from Pussin Boots! One of the mice is running to catch up. Shrek takes another look out the window and sees Fiona, Charming, Lillian, and Harold head inside from the balcony. After the fanfare is over, one of the trumpeters begins play the Hawaii Five-0 Theme Song. Charming hugs Fiona, who hesitantly obliges him. A handsome prince. Puss screams. Ill be your true love! Shrek drops to his knees and clutches the area. Is he really that good-looking? GODMOTHER: Charming. [hanging from Fairy Godmother's feet and looking up] Pig : I see London, I see France. Oh. A frog ribbit is heard from inside the chestplate. Advertisement. Until the sun went down and they saw that their daughter was cursed with a frightful enchantment that took hold each and every night. Bob: Uh huh. He leans her over for a kiss, but they are interrupted by Donkey, who is suddenly standing next to them again. SHREK: "Happiness." Taut, round buttocks?! No! And he gave you a hard time! An evil chuckle is heard from inside the bakery as lightning strikes in the sky. He didnt get there in time. SHREK: Hell be fine. Fiona tries to sip her drink courteously, but accidentally lets out a loud belch and covers her mouth. Rawhide! Shrek 2 is a transcript. Shrek 2 Script [man's voice] Once upon a time in a kingdom far, far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl. SHREK: They dont even have dental. Gingy is scooped up by Puss' sword and into Pinocchio's arms. The potion splashes over a cage of two geese and turns them into ballerinas. Help me, please! She goes over to the piano player snapping her fingers. I just wish I could be the man you deserve. CHARMING: Once upon a time in a kingdom far far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl. PINOCCHIO: Im not flipping anywhere, sir, until I see Shrek and Fiona. SHREK: Its a cat, Donkey. HAROLD: Oh, no! Shrek and Puss ride Donkey up the deserted red carpet and toward the front doors of the palace. PUSS: (frightened) Oh, no! An alarm sounds and red lights flash. He then stares at a poster of a handsome man named Sir Justin stuck to the bottom of the canopy above them. The shelves are filled with different potions. Fiona kneels down to pat Donkey on the head, then Shrek puts his hands on her shoulders. [chuckles]. SHREK: Good! JEROME: Uh a little. MIRROR: Well be right back with the Royal Far Far Away Ball after these messages. Contents 1 Join Us after the Program 2 Transcript 2.1 Sora, Donald and Goofy go back to Shrek's house with some friends 2.2 Shrek and Donald want to stay 2.3 Are we there yet? DORIS: Are you kidding? Im here to make it all better. GODMOTHER: Sleeping Beauty. HAROLD: I was hoping youd let me apologize for my despicable behavior earlier. He has a face that looks like it was carved by angels. SHREK: No, no. No! Gingy, Pinocchio, the Three Little Pigs, the Big Bad Wolf, and the Three Blind Mice run inside. Staring down from above through a grate is Pinocchio, Ginny, Wolf, the Three Little Pigs, and the Three Blind Mice. Not intended for heart patients or those with nervous disorders.". GODMOTHER: Your worries will vanish, your soul will cleanse / Confide in your very own furniture friends. Two knights restrain him with an animal capture device and one lifts a dime bag off of him. Pinocchio tangles himself up in his strings after flipping and posing on the way down. CHARMING: Mom, its me, Shrek. PUSS: You are told correct, but for this I charge a great deal of money. Shrek drops to his knees. SHREK: [laughs] Hey. PUSS: Ah, I was just concocting this very plan. It stops and cowers. Already our minds are becoming one. Chemicals are poured into giant vats. GODMOTHER: Ugh, youd better have a good reason for dragging us down here, Harold. Godmother smiles. The red carpet is rolled out in front of the palace and festivities are set up. GODMOTHER: Mummy can handle this.. (continuing her son's rant) He endures blistering winds and scorching desert! Far, far [softly] away! Fiona looks uncomfortably at the crowd who are all chanting "Dance! And throughout the land, everyone was happy. Mongo starts to giggle and follow Donkey. SHREK: I know! Thieves! DONKEY: You do now. Isnt we supposed to be having a fiesta? He dismounts his horse and enters the tavern. PUSS: Ha-ha! GODMOTHER: You see, ogres dont live happily ever after. DONKEY: All right, all right, I get it. DONKEY Taking care of your love nest for you. She drops the wand and another pig grabs it and runs. Dont you want to see your wife? Some gender-confused wolf telling him that his princess--. After a brief silence, Fiona goes up to hug Lillian and Harold. The wand's magic hits Pinocchio and he turns back into his puppet self. Oh, get it off! He notices an ornate clock that features a prince and princess kissing, and then turns onto his back. Gingy throws it to the Three Blind Mice who don't catch it. DONKEY: Im sorry, too. Come here. HAROLD: Ah! by William Steig.Directed by Mike Mitchell and written by Josh Klausner and Darren Lemke, it is the sequel to Shrek the Third (2007) and the fourth installment in the Shrek film series.The film stars Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz, Antonio Banderas, Julie . GODMOTHER: Hello, Far, Far Away! His life is interrupted after the dwarfish Lord Farquaad of Duloc exiles a vast number of fairy-tale creatures, who inadvertently end up in the swamp. Mom and Dad look happy to see us. I dont think so. Hey waiter! A wave crashes over Shrek and Fiona as they makeout in the sand and the Little Mermaid takes Fiona's place. Let me go! Shrek 2 is a 2004 American computer-animated fantasy comedy film loosely based on the 1990 picture book Shrek! I know you never get a second chance at a first impression, but, well, what do you think? Why is it always midnight? Happy, happy, happy! Outside by the entrance, a pair of guards are interrogating the Headless Horseman. The pig lands on the table with a thud. Shrek, Donkey, and Puss are sitting at the bar with their drinks. Charming pulls the curtain and gasps; the figure is no princess--its the Big Bad Wolf. The woman floats up to her and pops the bubble. Weve got company! Shrek 2, released in the United States on 21 May 2004, is the 2004 sequel to the 2001 computer-animated DreamWorks Pictures film Shrek. The guards pour hot, bubbling liquid into a set of machinery. He looks up at a tower that rises above the rest of the castle, a light shining from its window. Godmother and Kyle begin to dance and the music gets faster and more frantic. To live happily ever after. SHREK: Thats OK, buddy. PUSS: Oh, uh sorry. Mongo kicks the gumdrop back, landing right on top of the catapult and destroying it. Aladdin and the King of Thieves/Transcript. She braces herself and Donkey makes the popping noise again. Puss picks up the discarded potion bottle and reads the label. Ow! The crowd claps. Shouldnt you be getting home to Dragon? HAROLD: There you are! DONKEY: [singing]: Hit it! Stop it! Ow! Shrek Forever After is a 2010 American computer-animated comedy film loosely based on the 1990 children's picture book Shrek! Oh! SHREK: Yeah, right. I call that one Shrek and the other Fiona. Ill park the car. I thought that question was directed at me. INT. Ah. DONKEY: Boom! (hisses). [clears throat] "Dearest Princess Fiona. Desperate they sought the help of a fairy godmother who had them lock the young princess away in a tower, there to await the kiss of the handsome prince charming! The mouse lands with a thud. How original. HAROLD: So, I suppose any grandchildren I could expect from you would be--. HAROLD: Yes, but she was supposed to choose the prince we picked out for her! We cut Shrek to gulping at the dinner table. CHARMING: Once upon a time in a kingdom far far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl. Harold and Lillian follow her. They bore me to tears. In the film, race car Lightning McQueen and tow truck Mater head to Japan and Europe to compete in the World Grand Prix, but Mater becomes sidetracked with international espionage. Man, that stinks! Fiona! Make em tea! With his claws drawn he grabs onto Shrek's leg. Out from the shadows, a sword slices open the sack and gold coins spill out onto the table. Get us out of here! Want a taste? Animated Films Wiki. Donkey: How . Tell the truth, will I ever play the violin again? Hey, mice, pass me a buffalo wing. Harold and Shrek tug over the pig in the middle of the table, accidentally sending it flying upwards. HAROLD: Uh, darling. PRICILLA: Well, hi there! Its for the best. The crowd gasps. They continue to dance. The king and queen stand waiting in front of the palace doors. HAROLD: Mmm! Later, Shrek has some dwarves forge Fiona's wedding ring. . Shrek and Fiona lay in bed, which is just big enough to fit them both. We followed the kings instructions exactly. 7561111-9. Jerome turns the speaker to face the other way. (dances around) La, di, da, di, da, di da! Oh my dear. Hes completely lost his mind! The knights proceed to throw Shrek, Donkey, and Puss into the back of a metal wagon. NIGHT. HAROLD: Uh, no, you must be mistaking me for someone else. Yeah! SHREK: No, you great stupid pastry! The birds are released and a fanfare is played as Shrek, Fiona, and Donkey step out of the carriage. DONKEY: I cant believe youd walk away from the best thing that ever happened to you. DONKEY: I gotta get out of here! And right behind them, Tom Thumb and Thumbelina! Shrek reluctantly leaves the house. Look what Ive done for her. You cant lock us up like this! FIONA: Oh, come on! Sharpen their pitchforks? I know youre feeling bad, but you gotta let your own--. I dont want to die. Donkey hurries down the stairs and Shrek jumps off his back. Im sorry. A similar bright light flashes in Fiona's room before fading. Godmother hovers over to wall of bookshelves filled with books. Huh? DONKEY: Im trotting, Im trotting in place! Shrek runs for the door, but Godmother uses her magic to close it. The tiny Tom Thumb and Thumbelina are mistakenly swept up by a man sweeping the crumbs. GINGY: Fire up the ovens, Muffin Man! The book opens revealing a picture of lovely princess running over a field with a fairy-tale castle in the background. ] They love me. She is knocked back, but appears to be unscathed. The playback stops. Fiona looks at Harold and Shrek, and then runs out of the room. Donkey walks over to a fish bowl. Youre still going to be king. A stream of light cuts through the darkness illuminating a beautiful but worn book. He will rue the very day he stole my kingdom from me! I was just reading a, uha scary book. SHREK: Midnight?! Okay, we're just gonna have a look around. And it was destiny that his kiss CHARMING: would break the dreaded curse. HAROLD: No, no, its nobodys fault. Theyre not like that. JOAN: What the heck are the crumbs for? HAROLD: Honestly, Lillian, I dont think it matters. "A tear drop away." Harold tosses a small sack onto the table. FIONA: well If you want to be a part of this family, yes! Harold sticks his finger into the bowl and tastes it. FIONA: And we'll all live happily ever after! Fiona enters her room where she stayed as a child. Wasnt she supposed to kiss Prince Charming and break the spell? Meanwhile, Gingy is standing on Mongo's face as he sinks into the water. German Wikipedia. Contents 1 US releases 1.1 VHS 1.2 DVD 1.3 Blu-ray 1.4 4K Ultra HD Blu-ray 2 International releases Transcript A ray of light shines down on a leather-bound storybook. Pretty pony wants to play at the castle! GODMOTHER: No no no no, thats all right. He continues to speak aloud. A sign reads "200 miles to Away". An American Tail/Transcript An American Tail: Fievel Goes West/Transcript An American Tail: The Mystery of the Night Monster/Transcript An American Tail: The Treasure of Manhattan Island/Transcript An Extremely Goofy Movie/Transcript Anastasia (1997)/Transcript Angels in the Outfield (1994)/Transcript Category:Animated Transcripts Pretend theres nothing wrong! Ooh! LILLIAN: You wouldnt have had anything to do with thiswould you, Harold? And throughout the land, everyone was happy. Fiona! LILLAN: Its so nice to have the family together for dinner. SHREK: All right, big fella! The dance floor is empty, except for Shrek and Fiona still slow dancing. Oh! CHARMING: Uhhthe potion changed a lot of things, Fiona. This time his arms snap off, still holding open the drawbridge, as the rest of Mongo starts falling back into the moat. Donkeys dont purr. Angered by the intrusion, Shrek decides to visit Farquaad and demand they be moved elsewhere. Imtrotting! Her parents invited her and Shrek to Far Far Away to they could meet the handsome man she married. He is lowered back to the ground. Guards rush around the top of the walls as the Captain of the Guards shouts orders. SHREK: It was all just a stupid mistake. Yeah, Imma keep watch. Perhaps its best if we just call the whole thing off, okay? Do you suppose we could pretend it never happened and start over? Godmother flies into the room and starts singing again. Suddenly, thunder sounds and gray clouds move in above them. DONKEY: Hey, good-looking! And Im going to set things right. The battle axe is tossed into Harold's hands. Move em down! Godmother turns into bubbles for her death. GINGY: I hate these ball shows! I was just taking care of your love nest for you. A ray of light shines down on a leather-bound storybook. You were supposed to give her the potion! Godmother zaps her wand at Shrek and Fiona. no2004055143. Sorry! I guess uh me and Pinocchio was gonna catch a tournament, anyway, so uh. maybe Ill see yall Sunday for a barbecue or somethin'. FIONA: Change? Fireworks go off in the evening sky. The furniture move back to their original positions. DONKEY: Shrek, dont worry. The noble steed. DONKEY: Thanks, compadre. She looks up and the dog barks. Say it one more time. HAROLD: Thats not little! Shrek picks Puss up by the back of the neck. DONKEY: Ooh, got to be I think you grabbed the "Farty Ever After" potion. While theyre not looking we could make a run for it. DONKEY: First things first, we need to get you out of those clothes. The crowd gasps, the fanfare dies off, and one of the doves smacks into a wall and falls dead to the ground. Im your Fairy Godmother. Shrek groans. You know, after your little spat last night. And theres some question as to why that is? Fiona runs outside and down the stairs, not recognizing Donkey in his new form. My donkey senses are tingling all over. Whether your parents like it or not I am an ogre! FIONA'S CHILDHOOD ROOM. Ooo, pantyhose! DONKEY: That Shrek is a rascally devil. CHARMING: I mean, how charming can I be when I have to pretend Im that dreadful ogre? Im Im not in the mood. HAROLD: Uh, nothing! The carriage is stopped at a drive-thru window. PUSS: No problema, boss. CEDRIC: That would be the dogs breakfast, Your Majesty. You see, II need to have someone taken care of. [yawns] Already taken my pills, and they tend to make me a bit drowsy. Donkey and Shrek race off as Puss turns to face the guards. Donkey sits on the stage quietly singing. SHREK: Oh, yes! 11. Is it on? Shrek and Donkey, on another whirlwind adventure! Fiona reaches for one of the tea cups but Harold quickly grabs it instead. PUSS: "Warning: Side effects may include burning, itching, oozing, weeping. Well take care of everything. HAROLD: Ah, yes. LILLIAN: Well, I suppose that would be a fine place to raise the children Harold starts choking on his drink and Shrek accidentally swallows his spoon. Are you serious?! She screams and Shrek hears her from outside. You should ask your father. There are more Shrek movies to follow according to Jeffrey Katzenberg. (laughs). And if you think that Ill be smearing VapoRub all over your chest, think again! Shrek comes from out of the palace, angrily barging down the stairs. Shrek looks up to see the back of Harold who is talking with Doris. The nobleman gets out to examine Donkey, who is writhing on the ground. Godmother's voice sounds from a speaker system next to the receptionist. DONKEY: Yeah, well dont go projecting on me! Shrek swings down the chain to the drawbridge and knocks over the three guards that were pulling on it. Come here, little kitty, kitty. The carriage takes off. A.K.A. EVER. The crowd applauds and Lillian claps along. You cannot make me cry! SHREK: Oh no, we usually prefer the ones whove been locked away in a tower! She sobs and Shrek takes her in his arms. We dont want to hit traffic! HAROLD: III cant. Thanks for waiting. He sniffs it and shows the camera. I dont want to die! The dynamites' explosion blows off the grate. Woware you from Europe? I think itd be better if the Fairy Godmother didnt know we were here. . Flip over to Wheel Of Torture. DONKEY: But, no more wallowing in the mud? Aagh! Harold looks down with a guilty look on his face. GODMOTHER: Oh-ho-ho! I mean, you might find you like this new Shrek. The three are dropped down onto the floor of the cell. Theres only one fella who can handle a job like that, and, franklyhe don't like to be disturbed. PUSS: Well you dont exactly smell like a basket of roses. It follows ogres Shrek and Fiona (Cameron Diaz), now a happily married couple, enjoying their honeymoon.Everything is just fine. A frog comes crawling out from inside the chestplate. Directed by Andrew Adamson, Kelly Asbury, and Conrad Vernon (in Vernon's feature directorial debut) from a screenplay by Adamson, Joe Stillman, J. David Stem, and David N. Weiss, it is the sequel to Shrek (2001) and the second installment in the Shrek film series. Fiona is fast asleep while Shrek is awake, tossing and turning. To his sides sits Lillian and Fiona, and across from him sits Harold. Puss in Boots: This is going to be a problem. Charming is tossing a rose around his mouth. Lillian cringes. SHREK: Now lets go before they light the torches. I was so hoping you would approve. Aw, lets keep him! Puss leaps from guard to guard, battling them off with his sword. SHREK: I was, but I cant let them do this to Fiona! You drink that, theres no going back. Lillian tries to appear happy to meet him, while Harold doesn't even try to hide his disgusted look. Queen : [taking him in her hand] You're more that man today than you ever were - warts and all. Then pops again. DONKEY: I thought you was going to let her go. The rest of the dinner table does the same. HAROLD: No, no, hes right. SHREK: Aw, come on, Donkey. Soon, others take notice and join in. Now I need their blessing? SHREK: [ narrator reading the book.] He grabs the pail of water and looks at his reflection. PUSS: Take off the powdered wig and step away from your drawers! Shrek 2 (video game) | Transcripts Fanon Wiki | Fandom in: Video Games Shrek 2 (video game) Edit Narrator: Newlywed fever continued to rise in the swamp and dear Fiona couldn't be happier. Captain Hook plays the piano and sings. SHREK: Maybe it doesnt work on donkeys. The Golden Bird, the Little Mermaid, Pretty WomanNo, no, no, no, no! Thats mine. CHARMING: It was he who would chance the perilous journey through blistering cold and scorching desert traveling for many days and nights, risking life and limb to reach the Dragons Keep. It shatters as the bottle is pulled out, sending Puss flying. Recently Changed Pages. FURNITURE: You want to dance, pretty boy? DONKEY: I know, I know! From behind him, Godmother's carriage floats up to the balcony and Godmother opens the door. I need to go, anyway. A bridge from the main land connects to an island. Head em up! Now, we have to go. PUSS:Hey! But it was his destiny to climb to the highest room of the tallest tower to pull back the gossamer curtains to find her [ the prince gasps, seeing the Big Bad Wolf in Fiona's place ] Wolf: What? The pig grabs onto Godmother's leg and she tries to shake him off. I do it all the time. Suddenly a group of armed guards show up and block the doorway. What? Puss laps up the milk in his cup and slams it down. Everybody dig in! 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